the jolly mon sings

“haha, yeah i bet she thinks we’re talking about jeeps.”

“haha, yeah i bet she thinks we’re talking about jeeps.”
I’ll take Manhattan in a garbage bagwith Latin written on it that says“it’s hard to give a shit these days”

I’ll take Manhattan in a garbage bag
with Latin written on it that says
“it’s hard to give a shit these days”
she flips the turn signal and quietly braces for impact.

she flips the turn signal and quietly braces for impact.
we had to call for more towels

we had to call for more towels
sure a lamp post can set off a chain reaction.

sure a lamp post can set off a chain reaction.
B: You’re proud of yourself, aren’t ya? M: Well, I’m not not proud of myself.

B: You’re proud of yourself, aren’t ya?

M: Well, I’m not not proud of myself.
(by miamabanta) Sometimes, when I look back on the first time I met someone, I dramatize the manner in which that person entered my world; as in, it was as if she had swung from a banner, ripping it laterally as she descended from the rafters or some balcony perch, down into some saloon or castle where I calmly thought until that point I had been enjoying myself. When I met her, I liken it to me sitting in an old, creaky, outdoor folding chair on a decent strip of lawn when she walkdanced into the backyard to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s ‘In the Summertime.’

(by miamabanta)

Sometimes, when I look back on the first time I met someone, I dramatize the manner in which that person entered my world; as in, it was as if she had swung from a banner, ripping it laterally as she descended from the rafters or some balcony perch, down into some saloon or castle where I calmly thought until that point I had been enjoying myself.

When I met her, I liken it to me sitting in an old, creaky, outdoor folding chair on a decent strip of lawn when she walkdanced into the backyard to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s ‘In the Summertime.’
“I’m really bad at candids, I can’t not smile.” “Yeah, me either.” ~RK

“I’m really bad at candids, I can’t not smile.”

“Yeah, me either.”

~RK
(by apatchworkbones) Virgins - 1Non Virgins - 0

(by apatchworkbones)

Virgins - 1
Non Virgins - 0
(by apatchworkbones) “No bones, it was SUPPOSED to be offensive. That was the POINT of the comment, the very one that MAKES it a joke.”

(by apatchworkbones)

“No bones, it was SUPPOSED to be offensive. That was the POINT of the comment, the very one that MAKES it a joke.”
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