the jolly mon sings
“I’m really bad at candids, I can’t not smile.”
“Yeah, me either.”
~RK
(by apatchworkbones)
Virgins - 1
Non Virgins - 0
(by apatchworkbones)
“No bones, it was SUPPOSED to be offensive. That was the POINT of the comment, the very one that MAKES it a joke.”
And when he looked at her looking back at him he saw within her gaze the entire world and all of its possibilities open to them and that that world was a good world, each and everything having its rightful place and purpose, beginning and ending with he to her and she to him.
(Source: bigbigbigheartbeat)
“You guys look like a packet of mentos.”
~SM
MO: “Did the Queen of England just say…”
BO: “…of course she did.”
(via cassieirwin)
Pointless by Calvin Klein.
(via bigbigbigheartbeat)
This is the Giselle Bundchen of naps. Instead of napping from now on, I’m going to stay awake and fantasize about this nap.
happy birthDAY-O! DAY-O!
daylight come and she ain’t at home,
hey mister dixie man, mabantamebanana!
daylight come and she on way home,
work all night on a drink of gin!
daylight come and she almost home,
six scarf seven scarf eight scarf bunch!
come mister funny man, it’s mabantamebanana!
daylight come and she always home.
”yes, that’s right. I’ll take all possible emotions at the same time, please.”
